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The Best
My love for you is like diarehha. I can't hold it in.
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well:"Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
You make my software turn to hardware!
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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Pick up Lies
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire |
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more pick up lines
Pick-up lines heard round the world and what you could say back to them...
I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Your hair color is fabulous.
Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.
I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you... to leave!
Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.
I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?
Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.
Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one (pointing to your own) will be too if you sit down.
What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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She doesn't have all the chairs around the table.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
He's sharp as a thimble.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
If her IQ goes up to 40, she should sell.
About as deep as a saucer of milk.
She's not the brightest Crayola in the box!
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
He is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming.
A few cards short of a full deck.
She could hold an in depth conversation with a chair.
Got a full six pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
A room temperature IQ.
A photographic memory, but forgot to load the film.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Fell out of the family tree.
It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes"
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back.
He's so dense, light bends around him.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
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